Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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