"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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