I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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