what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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