Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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