haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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