How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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