Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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