You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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