So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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