id be glad to
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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