everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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