i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
