also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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