with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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