So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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