your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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