so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
