People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
