My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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