Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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