I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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