I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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