If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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