dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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