I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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