Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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