lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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