Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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