Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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