Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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