it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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