i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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