im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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