Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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