I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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