Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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