Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I love you. Go after that dick
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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