no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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