The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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