My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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