yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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