he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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