ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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