Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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