I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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