While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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