i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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