We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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