i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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